Sometimes merry old England seems like one giant, walking, talking, WTF Award. Check out these recent news stories.
On the Lamb
This woman was chased down by police for shoplifting after leaving a store with three legs of lamb.

The chase ended on top of a fence, where she decided [...]

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Another Full Of Shit Charity
Here at Ampland, we go out of our way never to piss off any single group of people. We would hate it if anyone thought we were not politically correct. So it really hurts us to talk about the fact that PETA - "People for the Ethical Treatment of [...]

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Wow. Thursday night I made a commitment to focus hard on the blog based on comments and emails. So Friday morning I started taking a deep look at the crazy shit mankind is up to. Well it is 24 hours later and the mountain of weird shit that is now on my desk is fucking [...]

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