OK, For the first and probably last time, here are Amp’s predictions for the coming year.
1. Britney Spears will periodically make weak attempts to correct course as she continues to (to quote Bush) "succeed more slowly" as a fit mother. But she will make a better slut! BTW, Britney my darling, you are hereby [...]

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A Candle in the Wind
Well, the days are getting longer again. Pretty soon it will be tornado season. Then hurricane season. I thought of this because of a comment Dirty Ron (thanks) made. He writes:
"a tornado hit a trailer park in missouri, wiped out 200 trailers, insurance estimated the total damage at $ 427.00."

Dude, [...]

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Sometimes merry old England seems like one giant, walking, talking, WTF Award. Check out these recent news stories.
On the Lamb
This woman was chased down by police for shoplifting after leaving a store with three legs of lamb.

The chase ended on top of a fence, where she decided [...]

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