Entries Tagged as 'Weird Science'

Amp Knows How Cheney’s Daughter Got Pregnant!

December 11th, 2006 · No Comments

Breaking News
Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney of the embattled and homophobic Bush Whitehouse, announced this week that she is pregnant. Ms. Cheney and her long time partner Heather Poe, 45, announced the pregnancy last week. Since then they have been on the talk show circuit. The one question they seem [...]

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12-06-06 Bayer Bottles Pussy

December 6th, 2006 · No Comments

Just over a hundred years ago in Germany, an inventor named Heinrich Dreser changed history. Working in a former dye factory for a company named Bayer, he brought us aspirin, the world’s most popular legal drug. He also brought us heroin, the world’s most popular illegal drug. So whether your special someone gave it up [...]

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Tags: Getting Laid · Weird Science

12-05-06 Full Moons, Periods, and Crazy Shit

December 5th, 2006 · No Comments

This is the last full moon of 2006. Before man had electricity and the night sky was lit by the moon, women’s periods were all timed to the full moon. The natural rythym of the Earth I guess. Every time the moon was full, hundreds of millions of women would have their periods at the [...]

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Tags: Getting Laid · Weird Science