I normally stay away from direct shots across the bow of Administration policy, but sorry folks, just gotta do it. Feel free to set me straight here.
George Bush has a secret and I want to know what it is. We all do
On November 7, America went to the polls and sent a strong message of [...]

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OK, For the first and probably last time, here are Amp’s predictions for the coming year.
1. Britney Spears will periodically make weak attempts to correct course as she continues to (to quote Bush) "succeed more slowly" as a fit mother. But she will make a better slut! BTW, Britney my darling, you are hereby [...]

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The President of the United States, our Commander-in-Chief is safe tonight after a harrowing brush with a weather report. This afternoon, as the President and Laura Bush sat safely in their massive home at the President’s ranch in Crawford, TX, the National Weather Service issued a tornado warning. The Secret Service responded immediately by telling [...]

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