Judith Regan, the cold bitch who came up with the bright idea for O.J.’s book "If I Did It" had her ass handed to her by the CEO of HarperCollins, the could-have-been publisher of the book.Her firing statement from the company was among the shortest in history. When the book released was originally announced, it [...]

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Has Anybody Seen My Dick?

Amp got on a scale today. Fuck. I think I might have owned motorcycles that weigh less than I do. I mean that whole holiday thing of overeating hits you faster when you just sit at a computer all day. But fuck it, Christmas is coming, my old lady [...]

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Sometimes You Paint Yourself Into A Corner
An art teacher has been suspended for airing videos on YouTube where he demonstrated the art of painting with his butt. Stan Murmer, from Monacan High School in Virginia, has a technique which involves coating his buttocks – or when he requires greater detail, his penis – , then [...]

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