According to my favorite pole (the one between my legs), Hollwood sluts are on a slide - and I think I have found a pattern.
Who is the biggest slut on the planet? Paris Hilton of course. Nice girl, and complete trash in every sense of the word. She makes Pam Anderson look like [...]
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American Sluts Drop 23% In Poll - Hilton to Blame
December 16th, 2006 · No Comments
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Amp Knows How Cheney’s Daughter Got Pregnant!
December 11th, 2006 · No Comments
Breaking News
Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney of the embattled and homophobic Bush Whitehouse, announced this week that she is pregnant. Ms. Cheney and her long time partner Heather Poe, 45, announced the pregnancy last week. Since then they have been on the talk show circuit. The one question they seem [...]
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