How lucky can one bastard get? It makes me feel bad enough that he’s got a cock size that I’d wish God gave me, but he fucking gets to be the Master of the universe of four porn stars! Yes, count ‘em and weep! Four drop-dead- gorgeous porn stars who really love guys with big cocks! And he even had the audacity to flaunt how fucking great it is to have a big penis and four sluts on their knees, in a fucking straight line, licking the slut in front of her on the ass while they wait for one to finish giving him head. Fuck, it’s too stressful explaining it when you’re green with envy, so, just click here and see the video at Pornstars Like It Big.

See, further evidence that we came from monkeys/apes.

C’ya, Amp