It’s every man’s dreams to be his gal’s “first”. Now, there’s no beating around the bush needed here, coz, as much as we wish it was our cock to first enter our sluts’ pussies, chances are, we’re not. Sort of a bummer, right? Are there any fucking virgins left for us to de-flower?! Well, there’s still some, but you have to look hard to get one. But since I love y’all, I’m just gonna show you a porn site called Spoiled Virgins that caters to breaking-in untouched teens into full blown womanhood. They go to great lengths convincing these virgins into giving everything to them and when she finally gives in, these studs from Spoiled Virgins makes sure that no hole in her body is left untouched. Click here if you want to see High Definition videos of real teen virgins being - like Madonna sang - “touched for the very first time.”

Damn, all the things Mario has to put up with just to rescue the Princess and I bet he doesn’t even get a chance to bone her good.

C’ya, Amp