Well, you know you haven’t seen it all when you’re caught by surprise with porn featuring a hot South American slut, a midget and an amputee. I was practically dumbfounded at how turned-on I was seeing a dude without legs (unless you qualify his huge cock a third leg) getting his schlong sucked by a bitch while this little fellow rams her from behind. After watching the whole thing, I knew I had to share this with you, my loyal readers, coz I take pride in providing y’all with the craziest porn I can get my hands on. And I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t have thought that this unusual ménage a trois can be found in HumanToiletBowls.com, where 1st-timers swallow like, uhhh, Human Toilet Bowls.

And here’s reason #100 for why we should always wear something before we go to bed. Hey, you never know when your apartment will catch fire, so, better be prepared when the news channels broadcast a daring rescue mission. Unless, of course, you’ve got a big package like I do and wouldn’t mind showing it via TV.

C’ya, Amp