Do we credit this slut’s willingness to gag, swallow and brush on cum as some form of rebellion against his Dad? It’s easy to conclude that, after seeing this picture of her with “Fuck U Dad” written on her forehead whilst she cleans her teeth with cavity-fighting cum. But no; I believe she just loves the taste of cum so much that she’d rather use jizz instead of toothpaste on her pearly whites. If using cum to make teeth whiter and fight cavities turns out to be a scientific breakthrough, credit should be given to CumBrushers.com. No doubt about it, with the lovely teeth of their sexy models, Cum Brushers are leading the way in porn’s effort to make everyone aware of oral hygiene. Click here and see how effective cum is on your teeth and gums.

That’s telling them, Pedro! Then again, it would save a lot of us from unexpected trips to the bathroom.

When your wife asks you why you suddenly gave her lingerie, tell her you were compelled to buy one after following directions for the store.