Dumbasses
Frozen O.J
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When O.J. received an advance for his unpublished book on how he would have killed Nicole, he apparently tried to hide the money by depositing it into the accounts of a dummy corporation to avoid paying his creditors. His creditors include the family of Ron Goldman, to whom he owes $33.5 million dollars in a wrongful death civil judgement, American Express, and others. The Goldman family has sued to recover that money as damages for the loss of Ron Goldman. A federal judge yesterday froze O.J.’s assets until that lawsuit is over. Let’s hope O.J. never sees a nickel of it. |
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Rapper Acts Stupid, Gets Caught
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For R&B musician Tyrese, it was one of those weeks most singers would give their eye teeth for. His new album landed a Top Five place on the charts, hitting #4 on the R&B chart and #3 on the Rap chart in its very first week. The biblically stupid motherfucker responded to this success by punching his girlfriend in the stomach. Twice. She is five months pregnant. He then fled in his V-hickle after she called police. Hey Tyrese, you’re an asshole. |
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Rapper Acts Stupid, Gets Caught
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Rapper Busta Rymes was arraigned on misdemeanor assault charges that say he beat one of his former drivers last month in a dispute over money. "Apparently the victim approached Busta to request a signature for payroll purposes," a police source said. "He got punched in the face, then kicked and punched again." The attack occurred Dec. 26 outside Rhymes’ office in lower Manhattan, and left Hatchett with face and neck cuts and bruises. In the past year, Rhymes has chalked up weapons charges and also faced charges of assault, attempted assault and harassment for allegedly beating up a fan in August. The incident last August gave police a chance to question Rymes about witnessing the slaying of one of his bodyguards in front of his house earlier in the year. Great life choices there Buster. |
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Rapper Acts Stupid, Gets Caught
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Snoop Dogg is in legal trouble again, but this time it is just for pimping his son’s football team. Apparently, Snoop sold FOX exclusive rights to portray him in anything that is based on the star’s involvement with his son’s
football teams and leagues. Then he turned around and sold New York-based Natural Resources Media and Technology Group the rights to make a reality show based on - you guessed it - his son’s football teams and leagues. Everybody is on the phone with lawyers. |
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