The PURE Nightclub at Caesar’s Palace

OK, this is the non-story of the day. Britney Spears apparently "fell asleep" New Year’s Eve just after midnight at the PURE nightclub at Ceasar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Some reports say she passed out and was physically carried out, but her bodyguards, staff, and Pinocchio all swear she was "fine" and walked out on her own. So…I guess she was "sleep-walking"? C’mon, the PURE nightclub on New Year’s Eve is NOT a place anyone is likely to fall asleep - unless maybe you have been up for a few days on a coke binge, are completely shit-faced, or have narcolepsy. To Amp’s knowlege, Britney does not suffer from narcolepsy.

Hey, at least she has better spin now and someone is there to carry her out and ask the age-old question; "Are you gonna believe us or your lying eyes"?

C’Ya