Twas the night before Christmas, when down at Amp’s place
I dreamed a coed was sitting, planted right on my face.
And the Grey Goose was placed by the chimney, with care.
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
I dreamed that the hookers were all snug in their beds,
While visions of eight balls danced in [...]

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The ultimate econo-gift! Be sure and check out Amp’s Box Store below for your packaged goods.

Amp’s Custom “Dick-In-A-Box”
Box Store

ITEM

PRICE

The Federline - 1″ box

1/2
of $12,000,000

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Invasion of Idiocy?
You decide.

In Port Arthur, Texas, one of smellier parts of the planet, there is a 17-year old named Joshua Bush. He is poor. He is black. And he is in trouble. The story goes that he is involved with gang activity. OK, so far this wouldn’t even be [...]

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