Entries from December 2006

Cancel My Account

December 28th, 2006 · No Comments

For years, I have heard people complaining about how fucking hard it is to cancel an AOL account. I remember canceling mine as soon as ISDN became available in my area (98?). The cancellation never happened. A year and a half later, I noticed they were continuing to bill my account. After h-o-u-r-s on the [...]

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Tags: Asshole Awards · Internet

Tis the Season to be Greedy

December 27th, 2006 · No Comments

December 27, 2006 - New York - One or more future residents of Hell broke in to Saint Mel’s Roman Catholic Church in the Whitestone section of Queens, New York on Christmas Day and made off with $20,000 that was destined to help homeless families..
Anyway, it looks like the thieves will have plenty of [...]

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Tags: Asshole Awards · Crime · Idiots · Religion

12-26-06 Get Out of Jail Free

December 26th, 2006 · No Comments

Barry Cooper wants to help you be aware of your civil liberties. Maybe it’s guilt. Maybe it’s greed. Maybe he’s just stoned.
For years, Barry was a Drug Enforcement Agent in Texas. According to the head of the department he worked for, he was the best drug cop in the whole state of Texas. According [...]

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Tags: Crime · Health · Lifestyle · News