The ultimate econo-gift! Be sure and check out Amp’s Box Store below for your packaged goods.
Amp’s Custom “Dick-In-A-Box”
Box Store
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ITEM
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PRICE
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 The Federline - 1″ box |
1/2 of $12,000,000 |
 The Anchorman - 2″ box |
$24.95 |
 The Tony Blair - 3″ box w/teflon coating (same as Congresional and Parlimentary models) |
$31.95 |
 The Californian - 4″ box made from recycled toilet paper - opens on left side only. |
$37.95 + $11.00 container deposit +$6.00 environmental impact fee California residents add 33% Sales Tax |
 .The Hilary Clinton- 9″ box same as Condeleza Rice, Nancy Pelosi, and Mary Cheney models |
$39.95 Add $7.50 for strap-on kit |
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$99.95 |
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SPECIALTY
BOXES |
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 The Britney Spears- Clear Lucite Box* You can see right through it. |
$69 |
 The Donald Trump Box 18k solid gold - and filled with Viagra. Fits in Miss USA box (not pictured). |
$1,000,000 |
 The Michael Richards (Kramer) Box Comes in White Only. |
$0 |
 The Mel Gibson Box |
$502 |
 The Paris Hilton Box* Oops! That seems to be a kilo of cocaine |
$420 |
 The George Bush Box Oops! That seems to be some sort of hat. |
$-9,000,000,000,000 |
*These
boxes should be ordered with part #416-69, a jar of antibiotics.
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