A few days ago, I reported that it looked like Miss USA, Tara Conner was going to be dethroned and be on her way back to her double-wide in Kentucky. Looks like I was wrong.

Donald Trump announced today that Miss USA Tara Conner, will not be fired after all. With Tara standing next to him, and his hand firmly on her ass, he announced that she would be entering rehab and would be given a second chance to keep her title. She had been criticized for underage drinking, and there were rumors of cocaine abuse.

Looking at Donald and using a plaintive, tearful tone, Tara completed the following grammatically atrocious sentence; “In no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance to be given to me”.

“She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York. It’s a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn’t so easy” Trump said as he stared at her tits and grinned.

“You’ll never know what this means to me, and I swear I will not let you down.” she responded. Maybe not, but I am pretty sure I know what it means to Donald. He just kept grinning, his eyes moving back and forth quickly between her tits and her pussy. Amp will bet you ANYTHING we don’t see her for a few days. You go Donald.