Help Me! Leave Your Comments! Tell Amp why people are this fucking stupid! When did it happen? Is there a vaccine? FUCK!
Over the last couple of days I have been spending some time on EBay for a project (long story). Today, looked at the listings in Everything Else > Metaphysical > Psychic, Paranormal > Jewelry and OMG people are so fucking stupid I cannot, even with years of practice, begin to describe the sheer idiocy that is running around this category. Help me with a little reality check here:
Q: If you had no idea who I was and I promised you, on a web site, through email, to grant you three wishes, promising to take your wishes with me on my next astral trip to the "Main Source" and promised to ask the Source to grant your wishes, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY ME FOR THAT SERVICE? RIGHT! NOTHING! You would charge me for the minute of your life it took to listen to such a ridiculous bunch of horse shit!
A: FORTY people paid $400 EACH to have someone they had never met take their special wishes with them on Psychic Flight 404 to the "Main Source". Motherfucker, that is $16,000!!! Who would pay for this? Who would have the balls to list it? Check it out yourself HERE
A fucking stunning carved ivory elephant sells on Ebay for about $650.00 - probably a reasonable price if you like ivory elephants (personally, if I can’t fuck it or eat it, it probably doesn’t interest me much), but whatever. Take a look HERE - pretty sweet.
A crappy ivory elephant that looks like a bad dream from a head shop sells for $8,0000.00 if someone claims it has a connection to The Great One. Click Here to see what eight grand gets - this elephant should have sold for about $30.
Then there are rings of no particularly believable lineage that look again like they came out of a head shop for $10 - they are going for over a thousand BECAUSE THEY HAVE HAUNTED GENIES IN THEM THAT WANT TO SERVE YOU. Click Here to see
But how much would you pay me if you didn’t even know what you were buying?
By the time you read this, the auction will probably be over and you lost your chance to bid. Oh well. OK, Please read this very very carefully. The next auction I am about to describe makes me really seriously wonder whether I want to continue being a part of the human race at all. I have taken shits with more brains than the people bidding on this next auction.
This auction is listed under "Mystery Auctions" on Ebay. The "seller" has feedback of only 17. She has been an Ebay member fo only about a year. She is not a licensed charity. She is sitting on an Air Force Base somewhere in Oklahoma laughing her motherfucking ass off.
The auction is for the contents of a "Mystery Box", and 25% of the proceeds go to charity. They do list some cool stuff that is in the box, or at least might be in the box….
WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR THE CONTENTS OF A MYSTERY BOX?
THE CURRENT BIDDING IS AT
$184,794.00 USD !
CLICK
HERE TO SEE PROOF
Ok, I am done, I am through, I am going to bed, y’all have a nice Wednesday morning as we wish our best to Oregon - the popsicle state.
C’ya
0 responses so far ↓
There are no comments yet...Kick things off by filling out the form below.
You must log in to post a comment.