Judith Regan, the cold bitch who came up with the bright idea for O.J.’s book "If I Did It" had her ass handed to her by the CEO of HarperCollins, the could-have-been publisher of the book.Her firing statement from the company was among the shortest in history. When the book released was originally announced, it met with near-universal disgust. Maybe we’ll be seeing her backing up Kato Kaelin on the McDonald’s team soon.
I hope so.

Donald Trump has told Miss USA Tara Connor to pack her shit and get off his property. Turn in your Miss USA crown and hit the street. Turns out she was way the party animal, and apparently did something no one is talking about. Or maybe she didn’t do something. The only thing coming out of the media is that she had a couple of drinks and got stupid at a couple of bars in New York.

Tara Connor - Miss USA for a minute

Doesn’t seem like a Federal Offense. Hmm. Maybe she wasn’t giving it up to Donald. Or maybe Paris Hilton is behind this fuckup somehow? Who the fuck knows - If I hear anything, I’ll let you know, so stay tuned. In the meantime, she is heading back to her double-wide family estate in Kentucky.
She will be replaced by runner-up Tamiko Nash. This is supposed to return honor and wholesomeness and all that crap to the Miss USA title. Donald, what the fuck are you thinking? Tamiko hangs out with Snoop Dogg pretty much full time these days.

 
Tamiko Nash - Donald Trump’s New Ho

And yeah, I know, it has been almost a month since Snoop’s last arrest, and I know he beat that silly murder charge, but Donald, you are not putting Miss Innocent in the position. Personally, I think old Tara didn’t put out, so Donald is goin’ for the sure thing. Or maybe that is just me :-).