According to my favorite pole (the one between my legs), Hollwood sluts are on a slide - and I think I have found a pattern.
Who is the biggest slut on the planet? Paris Hilton of course. Nice girl, and complete trash in every sense of the word. She makes Pam Anderson look like Laura Bush. When paris was photographed coming out of lunch with a "little white stuff" caked around one nostrile, her people tried to sell it as "a bit of stray desert". Of course we all knew it was bullshit. I mean she goes to Nellos in New York, orders a meal that cost more than a thousand dollars - and doesn’t even finish her food. Then, she trots out with white shit on her nose. So Paris is way doing coke. At lunch. Just another day. But look at the influences around her.
Nicole Richie - busted for driving the wrong way on the freeway all fucked up - who has she been hanging around? Uh-huh.
And Britney Spears, OMG, the girl spends like a couple of days hanging around Paris and poof - she does a complete one-eighty from the "good mom" thing she had been doing with Fed-Nard. Next thing we know she is trying to peel her clam off of Paris’ car seat, apparently oblivious as reporters get a shot at the seefood. Man, and she was redefining what Louisianna trailer-sluts can be.

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Nicole Richie stuck in the snow.

Anyway, so my point is, what do you think the chances are that Paris is fueling the party? Fuck yeah.

C’ ya