Sometimes merry old England seems like one giant, walking, talking, WTF Award. Check out these recent news stories.

On the Lamb
This woman was chased down by police for shoplifting after leaving a store with three legs of lamb.

The chase ended on top of a fence, where she decided to drop trou and show off her mutton. WTF?

Asstronaut
Post traumatic Stress Syndrome seemed like a made-up bullshit disorder to me until today when I saw this news.

A British soldier, recently returned from Iraq, was at a bonfire one night in Monkwearmouthon ("Monk-Wear-Mouth-On"?!). Maybe the bonfire reminded him of battle and he missed the rocket fire. Anyway, he decided to stick a large firework up his ass and light it. Did he end up in the hospital with a torched colon? You betcha’! Watch the video!

Ass-O-Cue
So, in the area of North Shields, two guys decide to light a guy’s ass cheeks on fire and stick it on YouTube. Guess what? That’s exactly what they did! Here ‘ya go.

A Spokesperson for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents branded the action ‘absolutely ridiculous’. We agree. Should have used a lighter and had a fire extinguisher handy. Those crazy Brits.

C ‘Ya!