Your Dick Deserves This!

December 10th, 2006 · No Comments

MERRY
XXXMAS

Amp’s Shopping List #15

Hey, It’s that time of year again…time to get the weirdest sex tools on the planet, make Amp some money, get off hard, laugh like hell, give gifts, and show your appreciation for another deeply fucked year on Ampland by ordering something from our little hemorrhoid of a store. Today, we have XXX-MAS pick #14.

#14 is a:

A) A superior artificial
oral sex device

B) An electric blowfish with
tits

C) A latex version of the perfect
woman - without all the extra parts

 

If you answered:

D) A cyberflesh mouth with breasts,
you’re right!

Seriously, this is one of those feel good gifts that wants you to give and is ready to recieve. Be virtuous and CLICK HERE to get one at a special XXXMAS price! Hasn’t your dick been good to you this year?

Or, CLICK HERE to see ALL blow job simulators and oral masturbators.

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