Amp Kisses Ass, Gets Senile
Wow. I never expected the great comments from last night’s blog. What can I say except thanks. Some of the posts took me back to the old days, when domain registrations were indeed sort-a-free and I could still see my dick without looking in the mirror. The days when long lines and fat joints had nothing to do with aging, and if you had an adult site, you could probably put the whole thing on a floppy. I actually knew a guy (hi Don) who used to make that claim about his site. Went on a cruise with him and his wife, where he got shit faced and ran around the ship with a two foot long black rubber dildo sticking out of his pants introducing himself to elderly couples on the elevators. Classy guy.

Site Plumbing
So I am going to keep beating the blog into shape - with some changes. I have been doing one per day, with whatever the fuck I have to say rolled into one post. I am probably going to start doing multiple daily posts until such time as I actually get a life, so I set the 99¢ store blog software to update at 5 a.m., 5 p.m. and 11p.m. GMT. (General Masturbation Time)

Axis of Feeble
Off to burn the midnight oil and see what I can make of today. That was a nice touch this morning for Bush to bring Tony Blair all the way across the pond just to hump his leg during the news conference. I heard that Bush told him backstage that if he got all his lines right, Bush would hook him up with Condoleeza Rice -

Condoleeza Rice accepting the
2004 Plutonium Testicle Award

- who would put on her Dom outfit and tell him what a bad, bad, Prime Minister he had been, give him a sound spanking, and make him serve tea in Union Jack tights and a see-through tutu.Hey - don’t deny it - I know you can picture it happening. Bet she squirts.

C’ya sooner than usual