Just over a hundred years ago in Germany, an inventor named Heinrich Dreser changed history. Working in a former dye factory for a company named Bayer, he brought us aspirin, the world’s most popular legal drug. He also brought us heroin, the world’s most popular illegal drug. So whether your special someone gave it up last night because you cured her headache with an aspirin, or she gave it up because she was so busy scratching and staring at her puke she didn’t notice your (no doubt immense) dick in her, people all over the world can thank Heinrich Dreser and Bayer Pharmaceuticals for more and not necessarily better sex. Whether headache free, unconscious, or simply dead, more women have been fucked during the last century thanks to Bayer.

So now Bayer is working on a drug to give the world horny menopausal boomer chicks. Hoo-yah. This news comes to us from a report released to ESSM, the European Society for Sexual Medicine ( Sounds like a **great** idea, doesn’t it? ). To find out if this drug was needed (it is), they did a study of 14,000 women in 14 countries. Turns out that the most “vitalsexual” women in the world are middle-aged Korean women. The least “vitalsexual” men? Middle-aged Korean. Soooo, looks like there is a whole country of needy MILFs. Dim Sum Yum. For underfed MILFs, Venezuela came second and Mexico came third. So book your flights guys. I recommend Singapore Air - they have hot flight attendants and in-flight, high-speed Internet access so you can hit Ampland and jerk-off enroute.

According to the study, 90% of all women on the planet think meaningful dialogue with their partner is a necessary ingredient for a better sex life. The report made no mention of whether the drug will shut them up.

C’ya!