This is the last full moon of 2006. Before man had electricity and the night sky was lit by the moon, women’s periods were all timed to the full moon. The natural rythym of the Earth I guess. Every time the moon was full, hundreds of millions of women would have their periods at the same time. This is still somewhat true today, but as you already know, it only takes one.. My old lady started serving tamponi on Saturday, and her sister started today. Yum. So, it is time for Amp, still sleeping on the couch from the bathroom thing, to smile and nod for the next few days as nature takes its course.

The following facts are true and easily verified in (Google) the (Google) search (Google) engine (Google) of (Google) your (Google) choice (Google) .

A little harder to prove, but you can see where I am going with this, are the myths that surround the full moon and a woman’s period. Werewolves, vampires, you get the idea. You know that has to be where those myths originated.

So, just to get an informal pulse on how women around the country are taking this, the last full moon of 2006, I turned to Craigslist. These are a couple of actual sample ads running on CL right now. Are these ladies the picture of mental health or what? Go get ‘em tiger.

“I’ve had it. I can’t break up with him because he supports me. My only outlet is to fuck as many people behind his back as I can. Can u give me what I need and then watch me spit on you for being the scumbag u are before I leave???? ”
pers-244213441@craigslist.org

“I want a man who will fart a lot so we can cry. I want to watch a movie and pass out less than 5 minuts into it. I have plenty of tricks up my sleeve so just sit back and relax while I do a complet crab spin. Don’t let my argile sweater fool you.”
pers-244218993@craigslist.org

C’ya