- 325 cows (just the meat)

- 15 million hummingbirds

- 30 million pennies (about $300k, about what a high school graduate makes in a lifetime - hmm.)

Being Amp - I really wanted to know how many pussies you’d have to eat to make it from cradle to grave.
I did not find out, but I did run across more weird shit than I can shake my dick at while I was trying. If anyone wants to go to these sites and tell me what they are about please do (I’m not old enough). I have included links to and quotes from a handful of sites. Get the whole office working on it…its a lot more fun than that quarterly report or whatever the fuck else you’re getting paid for..If you are too lazy to do the research, just tell me how you would finish any of these sentences? I’ll post your reports right here.