OK, For the first and probably last time, here are Amp’s predictions for the coming year.
1. Britney Spears will periodically make weak attempts to correct course as she continues to (to quote Bush) "succeed more slowly" as a fit mother. But she will make a better slut! BTW, Britney my darling, you are hereby [...]

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The President of the United States, our Commander-in-Chief is safe tonight after a harrowing brush with a weather report. This afternoon, as the President and Laura Bush sat safely in their massive home at the President’s ranch in Crawford, TX, the National Weather Service issued a tornado warning. The Secret Service responded immediately by telling [...]

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A Candle in the Wind
Well, the days are getting longer again. Pretty soon it will be tornado season. Then hurricane season. I thought of this because of a comment Dirty Ron (thanks) made. He writes:
"a tornado hit a trailer park in missouri, wiped out 200 trailers, insurance estimated the total damage at $ 427.00."

Dude, [...]

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