Beijing, Bangkok, and Beyond - Researchers in China at the People’s Zoo in Beijing (ha-ha, People’s Zoo?), have conclusive proof that showing giant panda bears porn DVD’s causes them to breed more often and more successfully. After a year of showing pandas porn, they are breeding well in captivity for the first time ever. I [...]

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~ Happy Thanksgiving ~  

From Ampland
Amp’s Pie Contest!Well, here we are again - American Thanksgiving Day, the day we all give thanks for what we have and eat until we puke (Hi Paris!). This year, to celebrate Thanksgiving we have a hairy challenge for you - the First Anual Ampland Pie Eating Contest. To win, all [...]

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I think I might be in love with Paris Hilton. A mere wisp of a woman, she just keeps doing these dopey, slutty things that just warm my heart. A more obnoxious, less sensitive, less appreciative ho-bag would be hard to find. It was once said that her great-grandfather, Conrad Hilton was a millionaire in [...]

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