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Update on Peace Wreath
Rock on Amplanders! Two days ago, we ran a rant about a woman being persecuted by her homeowner’s association for hanging a fucking wreath. We even published the home phone of the asshole that decided to fine her. Well, the asshole got so many calls he had to disconnect his phone, the woman is no longer facing fines, and peace sign wreaths are sprouting up all over her town of Pagosa Springs, Colorado. Hundreds of people got together to stamp a peace sign in the snow today, and the mayor is having a “peace wreath” hung on city hall. Fuck yeah!

You’re In The Money…Shot!
Well tonight is Britney Spears Pussy Extravaganza Night. As promised, we have posted the pics of Britney. I gotta say, “Britney honey, if you are going to trot it out for random money shots - and I encourage you to do that at least monthly - you need to be all over the reverse wiping thing. And wussup with the chafing girlfriend?” Shit, I hope that rash isn’t from dragging her butt around on the carpet like my mutt does Anyway, CLICK HERE for the pics - They will only be available for twenty-four hours - so click hard!

Ok, since you know I have lots more to say, I know y’all aren’t clicking on the pictures yet. Hello?……….Hello!?……anybody still here?….fuck.

C’ya