So, want to see what happens when I am going through an airport late for a flight, and after waiting an hour in a security line and surrendering my shoes, a Homeland Security guy comes up to me wearing a beekeeper’s suit bought with my tax dollars,  and holding a shoebox full of bees, asks me to hold still while he inspects his bees to see if I give them wood?
Better yet! Know what happens when Al Queda finds out we have decided to fuck with them by training beekeepers? Any clue how this will affect them psychologically, knowing that a bee could be pointing it’s proboscis at them? At least they could have fucking used killer bees. Bet people start dying of anaphylactic laughter.
What do you think they will do with this invention next - Bee Breathalyzers? Stay tuned.

Beaver Found Trapped Between Britney’s Legs - READ THIS!
As many of you know, Britney flashed her pussy at a reporter’s camera getting out of the car night before last. While “muddy” prints of this event are floating around the Net, the original, hi-res photos are impossible to find - but guess who has ‘em? (hee hee) Amp has ‘em - and if she had hairs on her pussy you would be able to count them! Stay tuned for the next blog update!

The’The’The That’s All Folks!
I don’t like celebrity news. Unless it is great snatch shots or something, It isn’t really news. Here is a perfect example, plastered all over the Web today. David Cockrum, the creator of X-Men comics, died today after a long illness. He was wearing Superman pajamas under a Batman blanket, said his friend Clifford Meth - who was apparently WIDE awake for the event.

C’ya