Fucking, Austria

Apparently Wikipedia lists the town under the term “fucking” - along with more than I really wanted to know about the history of the word. So Fucking the pronoun has a population of 150. Apparently there isn’t that much fucking in Fucking. Duh Guh.

We can add Fucking to the list of “I-am-so-glad-I-live-here” city names.

Recent runners-up include Boogertown, NC, Pussy Creek, OH, and Dildo Key, Fl - Hey, guess what Dildo Key is shaped like?

And then there are the four Dicks - Colorado, Michigan, Mississippi, and Pennsylvannia all have towns named Dick..

A step down from Dick is Dirty Dick Creek, Montanna

And how far do you suppose Crotch Run, PA is from Pussy Creek?

Where does the town of Shitamaring, UT get city water? And what is a “maring” anyway. Pretty sure I wouldn’t want to shit one.

There are towns called Gross in five states..

How far is it from Weed,California to High, Texas? Is it further if you go through Beer Bottle Crossing, ID? What a trip.

And what kind of morning breath do the women of Whiskey Dick, Oregon wake up with? Say cheese.

Glad I got that out of my system. C’ya