It has been just a couple days since we updated the front page of Ampland’s Access Rules and took off the part about O.J. - figured after more than a decade, O.J. was getting to be old news.

Bites me in the ass every time.

Apparently, he is down to his last eight-ball because he is about to release a book titled “If I Did It”. And, having “spent” the book advance, is doing a FOX special tonight titled “If I Did It, Here’s How it Happened” - Why Does this remind me of Frank Zappa’s 1977 classic “I Promise I Won’t Come In Your Mouth”. Oh yeah, I remember - because it’s complete bullshit! OMG, Is this really happening? What the fuck can he possibly say? “Well, I just took a page out of the old play book - you know, cut left, slash right”……This crap makes my stomach turn. This Thanksgiving, I’m going to need to get someone else to cut the white meat. What’s next asshole - The Nicole Simpson PEZ dispenser?

Maybe I am being too hard on the guy.
Here is a picture taken right around the time of Nicole’s death.

Now I ask you, does this look like a man
who could harm a defenseless woman?

Mr.Simpson is expected to release a sequel to “If I Did It” this Spring titled “I Might Be Black” - with a forward by Tiger Woods

C ‘ya