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Update on Peace Wreath
Rock on Amplanders! Two days ago, we ran a rant about a woman being persecuted by her homeowner’s association [...]

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U.S. Weapons Lab Perfects “Stupid Gas” - Tests on Self
A U.S. weapons laboratory claims they have trained bees to hunt for explosives and chemical weapons. By first making them smell an explosive, and then giving them sugar water (Bee Crack), they get the bees to respond by “sticking out their proboscis”. This announcement followed eighteen [...]

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Asshole Of The Week Award Goes to Bob Kearns of Pagosa Springs, Colorado for being a facist buttworm. Bob, being the important guy he is, has the mind-blowingly important responsibility of being the President of the Loma Linda Homeowners Association, a subdivision of 200 homes in Pagosa Springs, Colorado. One resident, Lisa Jensen (you go [...]

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